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Garden of Edith

by Cyanide Slugs

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So you think the words that you read are the truth and you’ve made up your mind Falling down the hole in your head that you dug when you chose to be blind You can be a dick and a jerk and a schmuck and a moron combined That’s what you can do That’s what you can do Everybody says that left is always right Everybody knows that dark is never light Everybody kills the criminals on sight Everybody lies Everybody lies You can punch a hole in the life of someone ‘cause it makes you feel great Hacking off the scalps of dissenters and scoundrels right out of the gate Basking in the justified virtuous glow of the storm you create That’s what you can do That’s what you can do Everybody takes their turn with loaded dice Everybody gets the shitiest advice Everybody sells their conscience for a price Everybody lies Everybody lies There is nothing wrong with decisions made in haste If they’re evidence and reasonably based But flapping off your mouth like a penis is a waste Of time and space Everybody hits the essence of the nerve Everybody grades your actions on a curve Everybody keeps some anger in reserve Everybody lies Everybody lies Copyright © 2021 by Todd Brunner
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I sat down to write a song with a melody in mind And a simple chorus line on a Saturday I wanted to nail it down but the spirits were unkind So I never got to come to the cabaret There are palm trees in Portugal Who knew Maybe the red inside this song Is really blue And the facts that push us to suicide Are really not so bad Still the one who takes the fall is always you I picked up a saxophone just to see what I could blow A colossal exercise in futility Whatever came over me I really do not know Maybe just a chance to add to the mystery There are palm trees in Portugal Who knew Maybe all the shit they said Is really true And you can sell yourself on anything To get you through the day But the one who takes the fall is always you I crafted a masterpiece that I duly failed to sell Or make the slightest blip on the economy I may be a wunderkind but it does not ring a bell In this version of demented reality There are palm trees in Portugal Who knew Maybe life is just a line and not a queue And the pricks who fuck with our habitat Are jolly spiffing boys Still the one who takes the fall is always you Copyright © 2021 by Todd Brunner
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Monsters on the outside Malefactors on the inside Yeah there’s just no way to live here And nowhere to go Righteous is the new right It’s a swordfight with the black knight Does anyone know how I Can get home <chorus> Crumble crumble See the bedrock crack Try to fix it Put the candle back But the gears lock And the mechanism stops </chorus> Everyone’s an asshole Or a moron with a bankroll And I can’t find any good reason To go on Swimming in the deep end Trying really hard not to descend With a basket-case of factors Flung in my face <chorus> But we can always laugh And do it ‘til we cry Just let it all come out A singer’s gotta sing Or maybe even scream Just let it all come out Cling to the art of the life Be a rapturous husband and wife Outlook on the downside All experience is red-eyed But I want to be uplifted And revived <chorus> Copyright © 2021 by Todd Brunner
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I was walking down my path one day When out of the garden a vine got in my way I toppled over and I smashed into the ground And all I could think was <chorus> Don’t let it get away Hang on to it every day Reach for the fucking sky Go for it ‘til you die Don’t let it get away Never ever lose your way Scream like you’re having fun Do it ‘til the job is done </chorus> I went out shopping to buy myself some food I must have daydreamed ‘cause I was not in the mood I tripped and tumbled right into the garlic bulbs And all I could say was <chorus> Don’t get pummelled to the pavement Don’t get pushed and shoved aside Find your place and never lose it Look ahead and take the ride Look ahead and take the ride <chorus> Copyright © 2021 by Todd Brunner
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Beachcomber 06:04
Beachcomber sifting through the sand He’s a lone ranger with seashells in his hand With a long story he doesn’t like to tell Yeah it’s a tearjerker So I guess it’s just as well And when he walks the beach he feels protected The complications melt away All he really wants is to fuck it And just kiss the sea Beachcomber slowing down the pace He’s a sole trader with sunburn on his face Got an ambition he doesn’t like to feel But it’s a non-starter So I guess it’s no big deal And drifting on the beach is therapeutic To suck the bitterness away ‘Til all he really needs to do is fuck it And just kiss the sea Beachcomber under coastal skies He’s a fortune seeker with treasure in his eyes Like a prospector who doesn’t like to fail Yeah that’s a showstopper of a stupid fairytale And on the beach he is enlightened To all the stupid things he did It’s time to seriously fuck it And just kiss the sea Copyright © 2021 by Todd Brunner

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Ever wonder what brass-driven psychedelic rock would sound like? If so, the new 7-piece Cyanide Slugs may provide the answer here with this stunning 6 track mini album. It's the same quirky, inventive rock n roll goodness that you've come to know from the band... but with horns!

Songwriter Todd Brunner has produced world class material for the band to sink its teeth into. And the new lineup continues to explore the limits and traditions of popular music, while crafting clever, catchy, irresistible songs with heart and soul. If you liked 2020's The Distraction Effect, consider this record the natural next step... but with horns!

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released July 14, 2022

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Cyanide Slugs England, UK

Brass driven psychedelic rockers, mainly playing the unique and inventive compositions of Todd Brunner. Proud Sublamental artists, and residents of Lushwood Hills.

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